exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via superwholock-adventuretime)

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"You do realize you’re talking about a fictional character, right?":

backrowforlife:

image

(via onitboss)

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feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh
dingdongyouarewrong:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

December 9 2005

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(via fangirlontheenterprise)

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?


I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

thecaptainsfiles:

jadeseyshore:

jadeseyshore:

what if you could twerk so hard your butt flew off at high speed

image

*slow clap*

(Source: enigmaberries, via concernedresidentofbakerstreet)

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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via damnitelsa)

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buckybarrnes:

never trust someone who says they don’t like captain america

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

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(via a-weird-looking-hobo)

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cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via starkspangledcaptain)

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