vvankinq:


fullmooney
:

it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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greymichaela:

cyanidecaps:

jennakay:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 

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I’ve changed my mind.

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tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

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sleeepingalone:

how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

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thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

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mishasminions:

mishasminions:

TUMBLR, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS EXISTENTIAL BULLSHIT


I’M KIND OF NOT READY TO GO OUT YET THO
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot
wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker
ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

miss-severus-holmes:

allofthesnaps:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

ohanameansfandom:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

EXACTLY

herrrrrrMIONE

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

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irememberxanga:

h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

instaurationofthephonebox:

frigdeandindy:

frigdeandindy:

instaurationofthephonebox:

frigdeandindy:

things spoken to me by my girlfriend: “stop impersonating a dog you saw on the internet, do your stats homework, it’s 11:53 PM”

stop making text posts about my telling you to do your homework and just do your fucking homework, you nerd

w ow  live humor in the making!! amazing!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

im going to break up with you i swear to god

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